Hey y'all. I thought I'd share this embrassing story, for the laughs.

It started out with an innocent skype session with my ex-girlfriend, during which I took some screenshots of her naked. She didn’t mind, but later we broke up and pretty much forgot about them.

When, I met a new girl (now my wife), I remembered the screenshots and went to hunt them down and delete the evidence. I’m not the most tech savvy, and if you’ve ever used Skype to take screenshots, the files are saved in a strange format, not as jpgs, blahblahblah - anyway, it took me a long time to track them down, but eventually I found them and deleted them for good. Mission accomplished.

TWO WEEKS LATER, a friend calls to tell me to check Skype, sounding urgent. It didn’t even dawn on me what he might be talking about, but I opened Skype and immediately saw my profile picture… it was my ex. Completely naked, face and full body showing, and it had been that way for two weeks. My wife didn’t see it, but all of my Skype contacts did, including my mother. She even called me about it, because she’d met my ex, and I had to convince her that a friend photoshopped her face onto a naked photo as a prank. The only plus side is that my ex never saw, because she would have been furious and never would have believed it was an accident. And that’s why I don’t use skype for cybersex anymore.