I had some time on my hands, so here we are.

I have compiled a list of unclaimed user names to choose from.

- The Explorer's Nora

- George Hushington

- Hushy/Gushy/Lushy Duck

- TranscendentalFloss

- IknowhoudidlastSummer

- TokenToker

- 69 Nice

- Hyphynation

- AmbiDexter

- Domimatrix

- Diamos are Forever

Just in case you need something better than Lovense351****